Matt’s Manic Minute 
Check out the news stories that are so crazy, a fiction writer couldn’t even write it!
In ‘final hurrah’ before planned sale, driver flips 2020 Stingray Corvette on Pitt County highway
3-Foot-Tall Snoop Dogg Bobbleheads Stolen From Multiple Grocery Stores In Bucks, Chester Counties
Suspect leads police on chase after stealing car in KC to make St. Louis court date
Man wearing clown mask and women’s underwear performed sex act at nursing home
Creola man shot by wife’s boyfriend who was secretly living in their home, deputies say
Felony Rap In Knifepoint Candy Bar Robbery
You Know You Can Just Pretend These Foam Hot Dogs Are Vegan, Right PETA?
Hoarder from hell buries apartment in 6,000 beer cans, mountain of feces
Crook breaks into Surfside house, takes off shirt and looks for alcohol while making himself at home
Hundreds of Nearly-Naked Cyclist Expected to Ride Around Chicago This Weekend
South Carolina man arrested after deputies find stolen horse inside bedroom
Village terrorised by bandit pouring baked beans through letterboxes
Jack and the bean block: Man gets six kidney beans stuck in penis while trying to ‘express’ himself
Pickle beer is back in Pittsburgh! It’s a big dill.
We’ll Have to Wait About 3,000 Years for a Reply From Intelligent Civilizations
Worker Busted For McTattooing Of Juvenile
The one time we rescued a woman from a toothbrush: an ACRES story
08/09/21
Man Captures a Fish with Teeth Like a Human Being
Man Eats Two Big Macs Every Day Since 1972, Devouring Over 32,300 Burgers
Busch’s ‘Dog Beer’ Lets You Have a Cold One With Your Canine
08/05/21
Library book returned after 50 years with $20 bill
08/04/21
Driver arrested in Marquette County after huffing nitrous oxide with kids in car, crashing in median
Teacher had two pregnancies, four children in lockdown
Who’s up for some Retired Men’s Nude Beach Volleyball League?
08/03/21
08/02/21
Woman sets car on fire trying to kill bed bugs in Pontiac
Despite burn bans, B.C. man tells Mounties he didn’t want to mow his lawn, set it on fire instead
Livonia Burger King employee accused of pointing gun at drive-thru customers during disagreement
07/29/21
Search Is On For Owner Of Wedding Dress Found On Dallas North Tollway
07/28/21
14-Year-Old Forced to Do House Chores Reports His Father to Police for “Illegal Child Labor”
Tampa officers buy alcohol, lap dances during undercover operation, internal investigation shows
Dispute Over Whether To Watch Cartoons Or “Monk” Results In Man’s Arrest For Battery
07/27/21
07/26/21
Man running on water inside ‘bubble’ for charity washes up on Florida beach
‘Pretending to be a badass’: Florida man shoots himself while showing off gun
Doritos to award Gold Coast puffy chip teen $20,000
07/22/21
Man with coronavirus disguises as wife on Indonesian flight
Naked Florida Woman, 42, Busted For Skinny-Dipping In Stranger’s Pool
Taco Bell latest fast-food chain to face supply shortages
